M: so
are there like
hospitals in walla
walla?
me: um
M: i just started
this medication
and the pharmicist
was like DONT drink
me: ....
M: yeah i might not start it til monday
me: haha
M: i bet its just
precautionary
me: what is it for???
M: uhhh
its kinda gross
me: when they say
"don't drink" what they really mean is, "you'll have way too
much fun being fucked up if you drink"
M: right?
yeah so
i got some itchy spots this week
so the doctor tells
me its a FUNGUS
im like wtf, i
shower like twice a day
me: probably all the
ball sweat
M: haha
no its not down
there
me: oh
M: its actually barely noticeable, just some
redness on torso/shoulders
me: are you sure
that's not a rug burn?
M: haha
yeah
so i take this pill
and its apparently
bad for your liver
so i think if i
drank a shit ton, i could damage my liver or something
so if i turn yellow, just take me to the hospital
me: oh
what if you're
yellow because I've peed on you?
do we still need tot
take you to the hospital
M: uh no
just keep peeing
me: great, that was
my plan
M: cool
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