Monday, July 8, 2013

Tight As A 10 Year Old

me: you should tell him you have the pussy of a 10 year old
guys love that
hahahahaha
Jennie: omg
me: in fact
you should probably just start creepily whispering that to men from now on
Jennie: hahahha
YES

  me: men you meet at the grocery store
  Jennie: in the grocery store line
me: your dentist
Jennie: and then stare at him
me: your tax accountant
Jennie: would be even better if it was a woman
"how you like that"
me: you could say it to women to be competitive
Your kid is in girl scouts? Whatever, my vag is probably tighter"
  Jennie: HAHHAHA
Oh, she knows her abc's? Thats cool....except my vag is tigher than hers. WHAT WHAT
 

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