Taint Hair Braiding

me: I want a cookie

and a blow job

Jennie: I want to snot rocket all over you

me: I hate you

Jennie: i love your chin

me: so much that you want to put your balls on it?

Jennie: I want to rub my long ass hairs all over it

me: I'll chap your ass with my beard

Jennie: I want to dutch oven your mouth

me: I want to braid your taint hairs, then swing you around by the braid, like a tether ball

and then jump rope with hit

Jennie: only if you'll suck on it like a lollipop afterwards

me: hnmmmm chocolate, my favorite!