Condom Balloon Animals

 J:  yeah, so,

10 condoms later....

 me:  you made a giraffe?

 J:  and then she asked me later that day if we could have round 11

 me:  oh, so no condom balloon animals huh

 J:  haha I could have

they are still in the trash

let me try

give me one sec

 me:  eww, you're gonna blow that up with all the cum in it???

 J:  it's dry by now

 me:  oh well I guess that makes it OK

haha

 J:  PLUS

PROTEINS!

 me:  oh god

 J:  'the circle of life"

 me:  note to self, if starving, eat own cum