Fat Sloots

jon: i be wooin' mad sloots

 me: oh ya?

 jon: uhh well maybe just one

 me: oh

 jon: yeah

 me: if she's fat, that could count as more than one

 jon: aw yeah

  well shes not

  but

4:01 PM wish she was

 me: oh..

  bummer?

 jon: awwwww durty