Fucking Candlesticks

Me: so...
I'd fuck the shit out of that dancing candlestick in Beauty and the Beast
Jennie:
HAHAHHAAHHAHA
omg
so great erika
me: I'd smother them flaaaaaames!
Jennie: uhh
me: you know, the candlestick flames
I'd smother them
with my ass
Jennie: ....uhm
me: then I'd put one candle in...and the other in.....
Jennie: ew :(