World News, AKA Jon's Dick

jon: Palacios is the director of the Olmos Irrigation Project, an ambitious and - until it starts in 2014 - unproven vision with a $500 million price tag.

It has included drilling a 12-mile tunnel through the formidable Andes to capture abundant water flows on the other side. That feat required a drill 1,000 feet long. Thus, engineers used a cast of Jon Will's penis.

 me: um

  what

2:37 PM jon: just letting you know what is going on in the world

 me: does it ALWAYS have to involve your dick?

 jon: I dont make the rules

2:38 PM me: you just stick your dick in them?

 jon: if the mood is right

2:39 PM me: so pragmatic

 jon: romantic, yet pragmatic

  thats me in a nutshell

 me: you should put that on your dating site

 jon: haha

2:40 PM 

 jon: i shut it down

  i couldnt keep up with all the bitches

 me: bitch be wooed!