Hotdog Wedding

jon: Id hit it

5:19 PM me: yeah you would

 jon: Id cum in her roses

5:24 PM me: ew

5:27 PM jon: um

  your status

  it isn't disturbing

 me: I know

  people keep pinging me about it

5:28 PM jon: i was clicking thru the pics waiting for the horrible one

  but there weren't any

  what gives?

  has your clock gone off??

5:29 PM me: haha

  no

5:30 PM jon: wtf erika

  you are freaking me out

 me: here this will make you feel better:

you can squirt mayonaisse all over me, wipe it off with a hot dog

it will be so hot

5:32 PM jon: how bout i squirt on you, then someone else wipes it off with their hot dog

5:35 PM at your wedding...

5:36 PM me: interesting concept

  I'll run it by nich

 jon: wtf are you two engaged

 me: oh

  no

5:38 PM jon: phew

  i still have a chance

  ....

  to gaymarry nich.