Molestation Contest

Erika: how's avoiding the kids going

Jon: tough to avoid. they keep finding me, then farting

Erika:  wait you or them

Jon: both, in unison

Erika: you should teach them the arabian deathmask. You know, where you cover their eyes with your balls and then fart in their mouth.

Jon: omg

Erika: see this is why I shouldn't have children, can you tell nich?

Jon: no im gonna tell him that your womb is hungry for some goo-gurt

Erika: you are basically witnessing a crime without reporting it, which makes you just as guilty

Jon: haha

Erika: it's like that coach that knew the other coach was molesting kids but didn't say anything. yes, I am the molester in this scenario

Jon: wati…can i be the molester?

Jon: or wait

Jon: am i coaching you on how to BE a molester?

Erika: now wait a minute….who says who is better at molesting? we should have a molest-off to find out for sure. I'll call Jennie. Be at your place in 30

Jon: k. wait is jennie a contestent, or the molestee??

Erika: molestee. come on, do you REALLY think she would have any shot of out-molesting the likes of us??

Jon: hells no, well tell her to prepare for some serious professional molestation!

Erika: hhaha, this ain't your creepy uncle's amatuer shit. this is the real deal