Blowjob Confessional

Sally: Erika is being a vodka sipping whore at the All Hands event...Betty, do you want to be a team captain? 

Sally: god that emoticon keeps crying

Erika: it would be great at crysterbating

Sally: what!?

4Erika: what?

you know, when you masturbate with your own tears.

Sally: oh jesus

Erika: no no, that would be CROSS-terbating

Sally: ooohhh

Erika: Jesus would be masturbating with a cross

Sally: haha or holy water?

Erika: oh yeah! Dip the cross in holy water

that's hot

Sally: wait... wouldn't he person burn

Sally: in slow agony... cause the holy water would be like all over their sins

Betty: woah

i just got off phone

Betty: give me a min to catch up on this horrible conversation

Erika: pain only adds to the enjoyment

Sally: you masochist!

Erika: I prefer masoCHRIST

Betty: in regards to your question

Betty: I am NOT playing vball at the event

Sally: what? come on, don’t be lame. Jesus you guys blow.

Erika: wait no one said anything about blowing jesus

if that's part of the itinerary, I'm totally in

Betty: can we just skip vball and take turns giving bj's in the bath house?

Erika: I think everyone would enjoy that a LOT more

Betty: i think it's a great idea. And tips are accepted

Erika: just the tip?

I'll accept some tip. In my mouth

Betty: some of the devs are virgins so that might be more comfortable for them

Erika: Ohhhh I have a great idea! Let's rent a confessional

Sally: but seriously...Betty! No hooking up in the bathhouse

Erika: I want to confess my sins

Sally: that would take too long

Erika: oh

Sally: you'd be in there for hours

Betty: i'm definitely taking kishore to the bath house

it's my one chance

Erika: If you want me to hold him down, I totally will

because I'm a good friend

Betty: that is the nicest thing you've ever said

I would love that

thank you