Thursday, August 22, 2013

Cause of Pregnancy: Hobo Beejer

jon:  so
whatchu drankin fri
aside from my baby broth
 me:  GROSS
 jon:  oh
but seriously
lets party
jon:  see where the night takes us
 me:  will you be mad if I don't drink
 jon:  yes
wait
are you pregnant
 me:  yes
it's yours
jon:  erika
for the 100th time
you cant get pregnant giving hobos beejers
so stop trying
 me:  but the hobo said...
wait did you just call yourself a hobo?
jon:  well
sometimes i disguise myself
for the free handouts and beejers
so wait
are you not drinking for a month again
remember what that did to our friendship?
me:  yeah, we have such a delicate foundation of mutual disgust and binge drinking, it must be cared for and nurtured in order to thrive
much like a rare orchid
jon:  indeed
so wait
why arent you drinking
are you afraid of roofies, cuz i swear i dropped that in there on accident
 me:  no problem, happens all the time

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