me: If penises could transmit herpes, you would've already given me herpes
I guess this is my way of telling you that I have herpes
Although I do like the idea of saying, "quit giving me that herpe look!"
jon: ok, ill give you the 'aids stare' instead
me: I'll reply with the gonorrhea glare
me: followed by the genital warts gaze
jon: haha
the hepetitis glance
and the crab wink
(thats where you wink so hard that crabs fly off of your eyelashes and land on you)
me: wow that's a hard wink
me: the papillomavirus peep!
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