The Herpe Glare

jon:  if looks could transmit herpes, I would've already given you herpes

 me:  If penises could transmit herpes, you would've already given me herpes

I guess this is my way of telling you that I have herpes

Although I do like the idea of saying, "quit giving me that herpe look!"

 jon:  ok, ill give you the 'aids stare' instead

 me:  I'll reply with the gonorrhea glare

 me:  followed by the genital warts gaze

 jon:  haha

the hepetitis glance

and the crab wink

(thats where you wink so hard that crabs fly off of your eyelashes and land on you)

 me:  wow that's a hard wink

 me:  the papillomavirus peep!

 

Old as Balls

Sally:

 i have no problem staying in all weekend. i think that's a sign i'm getting older

Erika:

old as balls

Sally:

so then what is you are young as....tits?

Erika:

hahaha

young as undescended testes?

Sally:

hmmm

balls work for everything

Erika:

quit thinking about undescended testes, you perv

Sally:

like that bitch is crazy as balls

Erika:

or like, "I could really go for some balls in my mouth"

Sally:

that dude beat the balls out of that guy

OMG

yes or that