Friday, September 27, 2013

Drunk Off Your Love Juice

jon:  im gonna open a winery
in woodinville
and call it "morning woodinville"
and it will be fermented in casks of viagra
 me:  wow.
 jon:  yeah
you can have the first "tasting"
me:  I can't wait to get drunk off your "love juice"
ps that will be the name of your wine
and we will put a picture of you on the bottle dressed like Jesus
the slogan will be "Jesus only turned water into wine..."
 jon:  oh that's perfect
 me:  we make a great team
 me:  
you put the teabag in team
you put the cream in team
you put the...crap that's all I could think of. Penis.